Write the handover so things don't stall while I'm away

I'm away from [DATE] to [DATE]. Interview me and then write the handover.

Ask me ONE question at a time and wait for my answer. Ask about eight. Cover:
- What's genuinely live right now, and what only looks live
- What's waiting on someone else, and who to chase if it stalls
- The decisions that might need making while I'm out, and my view on each
- What I'd want to be interrupted for, and — more usefully — what I definitely wouldn't
- The relationships that need a human, not a status update
- Anything where the context lives only in my head
- What's likely to go wrong, based on what usually does

Then write the handover as:

1. IF SOMETHING BREAKS. The three most likely problems, who to call for each, and what I'd do. Put this first — it's the only section people read under pressure.

2. IN FLIGHT. Each item: current state, next action, who owns it while I'm out, and what "done" looks like.

3. DECISIONS THAT MIGHT COME UP. My view on each, and — crucially — whether it can wait until I'm back. Most can. Say which.

4. DO NOT INTERRUPT ME FOR. Be specific. A vague "only urgent things" gets me messaged about everything.

5. THE PASSWORDS AND ACCESS PROBLEM. What people will need that only I can currently reach. Flag it — do not write any credential down here.

6. WHAT WILL PROBABLY SLIP, and why that's acceptable.

Write it so someone can act on it without asking me a follow-up question. That's the whole test.