Read a long announcement and find out what changed for me specifically

Here's a long announcement, changelog, or article: [PASTE IT, OR GIVE THE LINK]

Here's me: [YOUR JOB, THE TOOLS YOU ACTUALLY USE DAILY, AND ANY PLAN TIERS YOU'RE ON]

Don't summarise it. I can read. Tell me what changed for me.

1. THE ONE-LINE ANSWER. Does this affect me at all — yes, no, or only if something else is true? If the honest answer is no, say no in the first line and stop pretending otherwise for five paragraphs.

2. WHAT'S DIFFERENT ON MONDAY. Only things that change what I do, see, pay, or can no longer do. Skip anything I'd have to go looking for.

3. THE CONDITIONS I MIGHT MISS. Region, plan tier, platform, admin permission, effective date, gradual rollout. This is where "available now" turns out to mean "available to someone else".

4. WHAT BREAKS. Anything deprecated, retired, moved, or renamed that I might be relying on. Give me the date.

5. THE ONE THING TO DO ABOUT IT, if there is one. If there's nothing to do, say "nothing to do" — that's a legitimate and useful answer.

Rules: no enthusiasm. Do not tell me this is exciting or significant. If a change is buried in paragraph 30 and matters more than the headline, lead with it — that happens more often than not.